@youtah I'd settle for a thousandire # Rule 1: Cardio # Sometimes I just want to watch Modern Marvels. # @sunnyhunt yes and politics and waking up too early in the morning. #justchecking # @zelph @unculturedswine Be OUR Guest, Be…

@kellybranan Good luck. Its probably gonna get messy. # @kellybranan Really? does it still scare you when it makes that big noise? # Oh my WOW! #ldsconf # Watching any and all willpower fly away. #likeabird #bye-bye # Seriously, such…

Not diet friendly but oh so worth the extra time on the Tiredmill tonight. @pennyannscafe pumpkin pie. The http://t.co/wPoBOp00 # @spangborn it was on the Facebook page but not anywhere else that I know of. # @spangborn weber conservancy gardens.…

Yep, I am the lamest person in twittertopia, I am going to bed now. # Just a hunk'a hunk'a burn'n bender. RT @darthbender: I can’t believe how callous you people are about my burning urethra. # @spangborn Actually back in…

Experiment in pico de gallo. I used cherry #tomatoes http://t.co/4oOJEpjk # RT @youtah: Freezing! What happened to my 82°F nights? Oh yeah, i complained about all the 98°F days & they went away. # BAHAHA RT @findMiMi: Made my boy…

Whoa! Mind blown! Cool optical illusion. http://t.co/4r7JlapI # GO AGGIES!!!! Now bring out the ice cream. # I don't get to say this often, but … USU WINS USU WINS!!!!!! # We finally got a half-way acceptable tomato harvest. ALL…

My moment of @altonbrown brilliance. A QR barcode containing the recipe on the bottle. So that I can track r http://t.co/7YAkauh0 # @anntorrence Nah, a 380 is a fun gun to shoot. As the saying goes a hit with a…

How do you spell happy. #Peppers @ Harmon's http://t.co/OHFcncPa # So my 4y/o wants me to tell him a scary story. Am I wrong that I told him the story of Alien. #goodparentingishard # Race http://t.co/qhTgBCWz # @emihill I'm a…

#WWII ration stamps. #utah #binghamcoppermine #igutah http://t.co/jYvobS7Y # So, home made dilly-beans For The Everloving Win!! # @lacylange wow somebody loves you. Cc @charliemai # @spangborn mmmm chocolate milk and pancakes. # Y ME NO HAVE PANCAKES!!! # TWSS RT…

Mmmm how could this NOT be a good idea. RT @wired: An Automated Bouncer to Lull and Entertain Your Tot http://t.co/3BIoppgB # Laying awake in bed listening to wind blow is nowhere as nice as listening to rainfall. # Well…