Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-02

My moment of @altonbrown brilliance. A QR barcode containing the recipe on the bottle. So that I can track r http://t.co/7YAkauh0 #
@anntorrence Nah, a 380 is a fun gun to shoot. As the saying goes a hit with a .22 is more effective than a miss with a .44. #
@anntorrence What were you shooting? #
@kellybranan Check, check is this thing on??? #
Soooooo this is how @kellybranan is able to get to work on time, interesting. http://t.co/eGnzdgTA #
Here's where self-control becomes difficult. @ Fortune Cookie http://t.co/NnVgSLNQ #
@findMiMi And good morning to you as well 🙂 #
Farmers Market (a trip north) | The Angry Gard'ner http://t.co/90XZwnD8 #
@BelindaOlsen Good morning and wow!! I make it to work in one piece. #
@darthbender two minutes after they saved the cheerleader and the world. #
I think I am going to check out of twitter for the next few days. Too much drivel from both sides on my stream now. See you on the flipside. #
So I wanted to start out the day by tweeting something witty. All I can think of is BLARG!! #notwittyatall #
@BelindaOlsen I waited the 2 weeks the bottle I gave you was 3 weeks old #
On a conference call. #bored http://t.co/ENYKuXVo #
@BelindaOlsen 🙂 #
@BelindaOlsen fyi you don't ever want to put tomatoes in the refrigerator. It will affect the taste. http://t.co/tbLiOya6 #